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digitaldiscipline
digitaldiscipline[from sil]
Here's how to get me to interview you:
001. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
002. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
004. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
005. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
1. What is the minimum breast size (MBS) for your interest?
- For looking? It's got a lot to do with proportion and presentation, but as a rule of thumb, 32C, plus one cup size per band size increase is a good rule of thumb to earn a second appreciative glance.
2. You're stranded on a desert island. You get 1 person (anyone alive or dead) to bring with you. Who do you bring?
- Somebody with enough survival skills to get me off the fucking island! (Nice try, you want me to get my ass kicked? ;-p)
3. How much would you give up ALL internet access for (monetary amount)?
- How long are we talking here? Arbitrarily assuming it's a long fucking time, I'll say "fuck you" money, which is enough to live very comfortably on the interest alone without needing to work, which would allow me/us to travel whenever the hell I wanted to see the folks I'd lose touch with, throw parties, and rack up phone bills... so something in the vicinity of $10m.
4. Which is better 100 degree heat or negative 30 cold?
- Do I have to go outside? With what I've got as far as accoutrements at present, I'm better equipped to deal with 100F for a while as long as I'm not doing anything stupid (you know, like breaking up and hauling away five thousand pounds of cement). Thirty below is pushing it; I've been out in ten, fifteen below, and it's cold. Not that you need to shovel snow when it's like that, because then it's too cold to snow. Much better for a roaring fire and hot cocoa romance than melting on a beach trying to get frisky, tho....
5. Have you ever spent an entire 24 hour period naked?
- Yep. I hadn't realized how much time I spent not-dressed until we had long-term company.
Here's how to get me to interview you:
001. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
002. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
004. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
005. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
1. What is the minimum breast size (MBS) for your interest?
- For looking? It's got a lot to do with proportion and presentation, but as a rule of thumb, 32C, plus one cup size per band size increase is a good rule of thumb to earn a second appreciative glance.
2. You're stranded on a desert island. You get 1 person (anyone alive or dead) to bring with you. Who do you bring?
- Somebody with enough survival skills to get me off the fucking island! (Nice try, you want me to get my ass kicked? ;-p)
3. How much would you give up ALL internet access for (monetary amount)?
- How long are we talking here? Arbitrarily assuming it's a long fucking time, I'll say "fuck you" money, which is enough to live very comfortably on the interest alone without needing to work, which would allow me/us to travel whenever the hell I wanted to see the folks I'd lose touch with, throw parties, and rack up phone bills... so something in the vicinity of $10m.
4. Which is better 100 degree heat or negative 30 cold?
- Do I have to go outside? With what I've got as far as accoutrements at present, I'm better equipped to deal with 100F for a while as long as I'm not doing anything stupid (you know, like breaking up and hauling away five thousand pounds of cement). Thirty below is pushing it; I've been out in ten, fifteen below, and it's cold. Not that you need to shovel snow when it's like that, because then it's too cold to snow. Much better for a roaring fire and hot cocoa romance than melting on a beach trying to get frisky, tho....
5. Have you ever spent an entire 24 hour period naked?
- Yep. I hadn't realized how much time I spent not-dressed until we had long-term company.
