Monday is Spelled With an F

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prustica hit me with F:

- F is for Fuck.  It's not just a verb, it's useful as just about any part of speech except, as noted by Glen Phillips, No, I'm sorry, it's bothering me and I have to say it, you can't use "fuck" as an adverb, and then started going off about whether or not you can actually say "Fuckly."  As an aficionado of fuck, I cast my vote solidly into the Nay side on the Fuckly debate.  Fugly = yes, Fuckly = no.  I even stole an icon from fireba11 just because I love to use it so much.

- F is for Frag.  While I don't play Quake, Halo, Mech Assault or FarCry nearly as much as I once did, I enjoy picking up a virtual boomstick and blowing some unsuspecting fool's giblets all over the screen.

- F is for Fifth.  750 ml = 0.198129038 US gallons, 3,750 ml = 0.990645192 US gallons.  Adult enjoyment to nine decimal places.

- F is for Fire.  It's what separates us from the animals, but also a damn fine way to separate us from baggage in our past.  Plus, it's the best way to cook meat.  And marshmallows.

- F is for Food.  You may not be what you eat, but if you don't eat, you don't be.

- F is for Fantasy.  Not just escapism for overly-wordy Englishmen and slashfic devotees; fantasies are a quick and easy way to limber up the brainmeats... and you might happen on something good while you're ostensibly goofing off in there.  Plus, they're good for the libido.

- F is for Firefox.  Internet Explorer exists only as a delivery mechanism for Windows Updates.  If your site coughs up an error when its visited by someone using a real browser, I won't buy anything from you.

- F is for Feh.  Dismissal, disgust, or despair in three easy keystrokes.

- F is for Friends.  Trite and cliched, but there's a good chance that without 'em, I wouldn't be here at all, and an absolute certainty that I wouldn't be who and where I am today.

And, finally...

- F is for Cups.  A nice balance for both everyday living and pervy fuckers like me to admire.  ;-)