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Subject: New Nigerian Scam Alert

URGENT ASSISTANCE - FROM USA

IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
Dear Sir / Madam,

Iam GEORGE WALKER BUSH, son of the former president of the United Statesof America George Herbert Walker Bush, and currently serving asPresident of the United States of America. This letter might surpriseyou because we have not met neither in person nor by correspondence. Icame to know of you in my search for a reliable and reputable person tohandle a very confidential business transaction, which involves thetransfer of a huge sum of money to an account requiring maximumconfidence.

I am writing you in absolute confidence primarilyto seek your assistance in acquiring oil funds that are presentlytrapped in the republic of Iraq. My partners and I solicit yourassistance in completing a transaction begun by my father, who has longbeen actively engaged in the extraction of petroleum in the UnitedStates of America, and bravely served his country as director of theUnited States Central Intelligence Agency.

In the decade of thenineteen-eighties, my father, then vice-president of the United Statesof America, sought to work with the good offices of the President ofthe Republic of Iraq to regain lost oil revenue sources in theneighboring Islamic republic of Iran. This unsuccessful venture wassoon followed by a falling-out with his Iraqi partner, who sought toacquire additional oil revenue sources in the neighboring emirate ofKuwait, a wholly-owned U.S.-British subsidiary.

My fatherre-secured the petroleum assets of Kuwait in 1991 at a cost ofsixty-one billion u.s. dollars ($61,000,000,000). Out of that cost,thirty-six billion dollars ($36,000,000,000) were supplied by hispartners in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and other persian gulfmonarchies, and sixteen billion dollars ($16,000,000,000) by German andJapanese partners. But my father's former Iraqi business partnerremained in control of the republic of Iraq and its petroleum reserves.

My family is calling for your urgent assistance in funding theremoval of the President of the Republic of Iraq and acquiring thepetroleum assets of his country, as compensation for the costs ofremoving him from power. Unfortunately, our partners from 1991 are notwilling to shoulder the burden of this new venture, which in itsupcoming phase may cost the sum of 100 billion to 200 billion dollars($100,000,000,000 - 200,000,000,000), both in the initial acquisitionand in long-term management. Without the funds from our 1991 partners,we would not be able to acquire the oil revenue trapped within Iraq.That is why my family and our colleagues are urgently seeking yourgracious assistance. Our distinguished colleagues in this businesstransaction include the sitting vice-president of the United States ofAmerica, Richard Cheney, who is an original partner in the Iraq ventureand former head of the Halliburton oil company, and Condoleeza Rice,whose professional dedication to the venture was demonstrated in thenaming of a Chevron oil tanker after her.

I would beseech youto transfer a sum equaling ten to twenty-five percent (10-25 %) of youryearly income to our account to aid in this important venture. Theinternal revenue service of the United States of America will functionas our trusted intermediary. I propose that you make this transferbefore the fifteenth (15th) of the month of April. I know that atransaction of this magnitude would make anyone apprehensive andworried. But I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of theday. A bold step taken shall not be regretted, I assure you. Please dobe informed that this business transaction is 100% legal. If you do notwish to co-operate in this transaction, please contact our intermediaryrepresentatives to further discuss the matter. I pray that youunderstand our plight. My family and our colleagues will be forevergrateful. Please reply in strict confidence to the contact numbersbelow.

Sincerely with warm regards,

George Walker Bush
Date/Time: 2006-11-26 20:32 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] david-deacon.livejournal.com
Lucky bastard. The president never writes to me.
Date/Time: 2006-11-27 01:51 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] sharkskitten.livejournal.com
Oh, my. i'm sure he had this ghosted, because there's no way he could have written this without major typos...

Date/Time: 2006-11-27 12:09 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] analmuch.livejournal.com
*snerk* This amuses me...although you would think that if it were actually being sent from the Pres, there might be correct spelling and spaces between words...

How stupid can people be to fall for this shite?
Date/Time: 2006-11-27 13:33 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
Um, you work with people who are stupid enough to fall for it.
Date/Time: 2006-11-27 13:48 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] analmuch.livejournal.com
That is actually true...

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