Fucking the Sarlacc

[digitaldiscipline]

That's what our Iraq policy is. Shoving the administration's clueless schlong into the inward-facing maw of something that will take a very, very long and painful time to gnaw it off after uncomfortably digesting more than a little of it.

Having 15% more schlong isn't the answer.

Not sticking your dick into something that takes a thousand years to digest the foolish and stupid in the first place was the answer.

In slightly related news, even if the Sarlacc did take a thousand years to digest its victims, in the sandy wastes of Tattooine, most humanoid victims would succumb to dehydration and exposure within a week. So you'd suffer, but not endlessly. Not so for President Dumbfuck, who is more concerned about his fucking legacy than the lives of American soldiers, not to mention Iraqi personnel of both a military and civilan sort.

Comments

[theonebob.livejournal.com]

All you said about the Sarlacc is probably true, but when I saw the movie I envisioned that the thing somehow kept you alive while it was digesting you, thus making it MORE EVIL!

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure how it would evolve to do that, other than with a Shelob-like sting-you-into-a-coma kind of arrangement, and even then, you wouldn't live all that much longer.

If the Sarlacc really held the key to near immortality, it'd be exploited by medical science.

[theonebob.livejournal.com]

You mean Jabba was lying????? That bastard. I'm glad Leia killed him. If it's one thing I can't stand it's a fat ugly slug liar.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, Bush is a cyclist.

[ms-cantrell.livejournal.com]

you really do have a delightful way of expressing yourself :-D

[etcet.livejournal.com]

well, thanks. :-)