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digitaldiscipline
digitaldisciplineIt's not often that I see a humor forward that is absolutely new to me. It happened today, and appeals to my sensibilities.
It's not quite a Friday Five, but it'll tide you over.
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
It's not quite a Friday Five, but it'll tide you over.
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
