Nice Head (or, "Nice Ash") (or "Ash, Housewares")

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Christianity is very simple.

- You have your basic fanservice, of the god boinking the babe and knocking her up.
- You have your hippie.
- You have your zombie, rising from the dead (bonus points for it being a zombie hippie).
- You have your vampire zombies, drinking the blood and eating the flesh of the original zombie hippie.

Comments

[deansavatar.livejournal.com]

No brand name religions for me, thanks. . .

I'll take my Love in bulk, a plain brown wrapper, and none of the supernatural ingredients, please.

[mighty-man.livejournal.com]

Bulk porn shipments?

[deansavatar.livejournal.com]

No guilt, no sin =)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

then why do you need the plain brown wrapper? ;-)

[the-yellow-king.livejournal.com]

And people wonder why I like Catholicism so much. Or why I go Old-Testament.
God in nearly every other line in the OT: "Bitch, #### with me and I'll turn you into a pillar of salt!"

[whomajigi.livejournal.com]

Well explained.

Might I metaquote this?

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

LOL. Maybe that's why I ended up being a goth.

[juliabk.livejournal.com]

Cuz it pisses off the fundies. :-)

A friend of mine is a librarian. She just commented in her LJ that some idiot swiped the DVD case (they just put out the cases and then give them the DVD on check out) for Brokeback Mountain. Apparently, there are those who so love their religion that they'll break a freakin' Commandment to keep people from being voluntarily exposed to fictional gay cowboys.

One of my fundamental principles:

[doodlemaier.livejournal.com]

Practice non-disclosure.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

*facepalm*

[etcet.livejournal.com]

of course, of course. i am a whore for the attention.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

*is very, very glad the coffee was gone before reading this*

[juliabk.livejournal.com]

That was pretty much her reaction. Another one posted in the thread that at her library, there are folks who'll cut out entire sections of books because they disagree with the content.

Man, ya gotta love the religionistas.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least they basted the hippie zombie - i bet it was with a nice olive oil with a garlic and rosemary infusion.

that's some tasty hippie right there, i tell you what.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

that would have me actively trying to shoot lazers, fire, and shuriken out of my eyeballs. and, you know, doing something useful, like calling the cops to dust for prints.

calling attention to bad, hypocritical behavior and going SHAME ON YOU is one of those things that never gets stale.

[juliabk.livejournal.com]

Neither does draggin' 'em out back and beating the shit out of 'em.

If you're so inclined, of course.

[juliabk.livejournal.com]

Thou art god and god tastes good with onions and garlic.

Needs salt, though.

[whomajigi.livejournal.com]

Yayyy. http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/5878037.html

[shaysdays.livejournal.com]

Just for the attention?

Here from metaquotes

[astridsdream.livejournal.com]

If that was a Stranger in a Strange Land reference, you win a billion cookies.

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[juliabk.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm... coooookiiieeesssssssss!

But of *course* it was a reference. ;-) I got *such* a kick out of taking the family copy of SiaSL to read at school in 7th grade. It had been banned in the school library, but no one said a word to me carrying my *own* copy around.

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[astridsdream.livejournal.com]

A+++.

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[juliabk.livejournal.com]

*BEAM*

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Correct. I am a sucker for the boobies. ;-)

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[prairie-kittin.livejournal.com]

Believe it or not, there is a religious community out there that uses Stranger In A Strange Land as sacred text! I kid you not! No, it's not Christian, but it's a religion all the same.

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[juliabk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've heard of them, but not in quite a while.