Fearless Freak Forecast: Dean Edition

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http://www.wunderground.com/tropical/tracking/at200704_model.html

FFF calls for Dean to remain close to the BAMM track[1] as far as it goes, and to continue northwest until curving north, making landfall by grazing the NC coast before giving those assholes in Washington the long, sloppy, wet blowjob that would have gotten them out of office so much sooner than their current asshattery.

Expect breathless media coverage and dramatic visuals before Dean hooks back out over the Atlantic, giving the northeast seaboard a good rinse.


Tonight's forecast for GMBAN calls for continued subtlety and tact, with scattered snark.

[1] The BAMM track as of 2pm 8/14/07, not the revised one - where it started hooking north in time to run over Puerto Rico as a Cat 2. We here at FFF HQ stand by our "way fuckin' early" track predictions/projections, none of this "revise it every three hours" shit for us.

Comments

[tirani.livejournal.com]

Thanks FFF, We need the rain! My house is down around 7 inches for the year and my lawn is a desert.

I've been working a lot.

[angledge.livejournal.com]

*slow blink* Hurricane?

[d-m-v.livejournal.com]

I guess working in DC makes me one of those assholes even if I technically live in MD and plan on bailing to PA ;) I'll be one of the very few thinking this storm is a good idea, at that, heh. I think getting hit would be a *fine* send-off :>

[emzebel.livejournal.com]

Great...:/ We are supposed to be leaving for Dominica on Saturday.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

bring your swimsuit!

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

Hey now... I live in DC. ;-P