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Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has
cheated on me from the beginning. When
I confront him, he denies everything. What's
worse is everyone knows he cheats on me. It
is so humiliating!

Also, since he lost his job two years ago, he
hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does
is sit around the living room in his underwear
and watch TV while I work to pay the bills.

And since our daughter went away to college he
doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling
me a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless

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Dear Clueless:

Dump him! You're a New York senator now. You don't need him anymore.

Comments

[trystbat.livejournal.com]

And she should just go for the lesbian thing & hook up with hot chicks like me ;-)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

yanno, that'd be totally appealing if it was, say, you and K, but miss hil is just about sporting the femullet these days, and, well, i don't go for wrinkly chix0rz. *giggle*

[insert bawdy comment about "fucking the democrats before they fuck me" here] *giggle*

[trystbat.livejournal.com]

Heh, I *only* fuck democrats ;-)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

well, i guess that puts K in a much better position than me. *cackle*