2009-06-02 11:36
digitaldiscipline
Other Boss: It's days like today where I strongly consider the pros and cons of firing everyone.
etcet: Would batting my eyelashes earn me a spot on the machete and flamethrower team?
Other Boss: The fact that you think there should be a machete and flamethrower team definitely earns you brownie points.
etcet: And, considering that i think brownies, are, in the main, superior to both cake and pie (due primarily to my appreciation of chocolate, and their greater portability), brownie points work in your favor.
etcet: We need four pale horses, and two pale riders, and we're ready to roll.
etcet: Can I call dibs on Death or War?
Other Boss: And the fact that I can't stand chocolate and refuse to touch the things works in both of our favors, then.
etcet: (or perhaps "famous people (but secretly....)")
Other Boss: dibs all you like!
etcet: Okay, I'll dibs War (and also annoying Digg requests)
Other Boss: The fact that you think there should be a machete and flamethrower team definitely earns you brownie points.
Other Boss: And the fact that I can't stand chocolate and refuse to touch the things works in both of our favors, then.
Other Boss: dibs all you like!