digitaldiscipline ◾ I could try and blame mighty

Else-web, I had to RSVP in the negative to an event on the day before my birthday (due, more than anything else, to the prohibitive logistics of traveling a thousand miles to go out to dinner, even though the company would be swell).

"I'd love to, but htis happens on the day before I get called 'Dennis'* for a year."

* King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?

That's the IMDB recap. What's alarming is that this is what I wrote from memory:

"Old woman!"
"Man."
"What?"
[line I forgot]
"I'm thirty-seven!"
"What?"
"I'm not old!"
"Well, I can't very well just call you 'Man.'"
"You could call me 'Dennis'."
"I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'."
"Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?"