Slow Legislative Day

[digitaldiscipline]

Apparently, the entire fucking Illinois government is more bored than I am:

Illinois cracks down on tongue-splitting

What, is there some rampant epidemic of poor oral hygeine coupled with sketchy aesthetics that desperately needed a legislative noose to curtail?

People, if this is your biggest concern, get a fucking life.

Comments

[ashengrace.livejournal.com]

Agreed. If you want to look a goddamned nitwit, that should be your privilege without government interference.

[jruske.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I could see where this was a serious health risk. I've seen how much peopel have to drink in Illinois just to deal with the drudgery of the fields and the noise in the city. Imagine a group of drunk 13 year olds who decide to split their own tongues on harvester blades...

Then again, it reduces the chances they will breed!