Edgar Allen Poo

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Once upon a morning dreary, while I wandered, none too cheery,
To the lavatory that resides upon on my office floor,
While I unzipped (not for fapping!), suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently texting while crapping in the stall next door.
"Are you kidding?" I muttered, "Someone can't be such a boor –
Please don't smartphone while dropping spoor."

Comments

[hellsop.livejournal.com]

*applause*

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

Upvoted.

[normalcyispasse.livejournal.com]

Well then.

thanks for that....

[angldst.livejournal.com]

Coffee *hurts* when exiting through one's nose, the result of sudden unexpected laughter.

that said, *HAH*

<3

-d

[chiller.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Beautiful.

I bet he was texting pictures of his willy to someone, though.

[shanmonster.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[ivy]

I was briefly horrified at "the lavatory that resides upon my office floor" until I figured out what you meant by that. [grin]

[etcet.livejournal.com]

christ, i hope not. *shudder*

[etcet.livejournal.com]

yeah, it was tricky working around the meter for that.