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digitaldiscipline
digitaldisciplineDecidedly weird dream last night, brought on by the first full night's sleep I got in... damn near a week...?
The twitter-sized version:
I was 007, as played by Denis Leary, and shaved my head to look like Daniel Craig. M scolded me for letting the shower run.
The longer version doesn't make a hell of a lot more sense, it's just got more specifics.
For instance:
- I was using an old-fashioned double-edged razor blade on a mahogany handle like a paintbrush, but instead of the conventional deployment for shaving, it was instead mounted longitudinally, and had narrow guides that 1. prevented cutting myself and 2. allowed shaving to a set height, rather than flush to the skin.
- I have no idea how Leary with a shaved head and a little bit of makeup turned into Craig. I don't even know why the transformation was necessary.
- I left the shower running to a) get rid of the hair and b) cover up the sound of what I was doing. This was singularly ineffective, as I was standing at a sink on the other side of the bedroom actually doing the stuff. Dame Judy Dench as M was not happy with me/Bond wasting water, in any event.
- I have even less idea who the guy with the long, thick, tangled-but-straight dark hair I subsequently turned into was, but trying to shave that shit off was fucking impossible. I couldn't even get a comb through it.
The twitter-sized version:
I was 007, as played by Denis Leary, and shaved my head to look like Daniel Craig. M scolded me for letting the shower run.
The longer version doesn't make a hell of a lot more sense, it's just got more specifics.
For instance:
- I was using an old-fashioned double-edged razor blade on a mahogany handle like a paintbrush, but instead of the conventional deployment for shaving, it was instead mounted longitudinally, and had narrow guides that 1. prevented cutting myself and 2. allowed shaving to a set height, rather than flush to the skin.
- I have no idea how Leary with a shaved head and a little bit of makeup turned into Craig. I don't even know why the transformation was necessary.
- I left the shower running to a) get rid of the hair and b) cover up the sound of what I was doing. This was singularly ineffective, as I was standing at a sink on the other side of the bedroom actually doing the stuff. Dame Judy Dench as M was not happy with me/Bond wasting water, in any event.
- I have even less idea who the guy with the long, thick, tangled-but-straight dark hair I subsequently turned into was, but trying to shave that shit off was fucking impossible. I couldn't even get a comb through it.
