fuck rick perry

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friend A: The more I read about Rick Perry, the more he scares the shit out of me
yours truly: he's like bush, but dumber and more evangelical
friend A: it's the "more evangelical" part that really bothers me
yours truly: maybe not dumber
yours truly: yeah
yours truly: he has no fucking shot.
friend A: as a pagan woman, he scares the shit out of me
yours truly: as a sentient life form, he irritates the fuck out of me
friend A: lol
yours truly: fucking npr quoted some of his climate change denialism. this guy is sarah palin without the tits and ass
friend A: it's the over the top religous bent that bothers me
yours truly: which will also bother moderates.
friend A: there are moderates left?
yours truly: he's in the race to put a slightly more sane penis in place of bachmann, so that romney has a running mate, because everyone, as stewart pointed out, is ignoring the shit out of ron paul
yours truly: yes. they're all sitting around going "what the fuck is wrong with you people?"
yours truly: see also: rally to restore sanity, etc.
yours truly: see, you and i are pissed off and disappointed liberals. we want guys like harry reid and russ feingold to go kick some ass.
yours truly: we're not getting our million dollars or a pony.