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Human Virus Scanner

Viruses I suffer from:

USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Politics
Stop caring!

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Incidentally, it also called me a hippy environmentalist. I told it to fuck off and beat it with my Birkenstock [I rolled a 19, for double damage] before enjoying a Tangerine Altoid, because they make me think of

aishlynn, with whom I spent a wonderful day with yesterday without ever unlocking our front door. . . or even getting fully dressed.

If I owned a Curtain of Propriety[tm], it would go "thud," but I don't. However, since I can hear K blushing from here, I'll just hint broadly.