A very merry Christmas Adam* to me! [gratuitous icon use]

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An early gift!

Some fifty-four year old pornblogger thought they should give me one my presents early, in the form of an adorable little threat of a throat punch.

Personally, I’m somewhat baffled that they apparently took the time, to check out enough of my selfies to call me a narcissist, and somehow managed to overlook the fact that most of them are taken in the gym, which kind of undermines their assertion that I’m lazy.

The piquant sentiment, the bloviating delivery, the complete failure to conjugate and punctuate…. *kisses fingers* … a sterling example of the breed, “North American Conservative Dipshit.”
 

I hope this was the hill you wanted to die on, champ.

 

  Your taste in porn is insipid, incidentally.

* http://ravingliberal.tumblr.com/post/181338837339