A very merry Christmas Adam* to me! [gratuitous icon use]

[digitaldiscipline]

An early gift!

Some fifty-four year old pornblogger thought they should give me one my presents early, in the form of an adorable little threat of a throat punch.

Personally, I’m somewhat baffled that they apparently took the time, to check out enough of my selfies to call me a narcissist, and somehow managed to overlook the fact that most of them are taken in the gym, which kind of undermines their assertion that I’m lazy.

The piquant sentiment, the bloviating delivery, the complete failure to conjugate and punctuate…. *kisses fingers* … a sterling example of the breed, “North American Conservative Dipshit.”
 

I hope this was the hill you wanted to die on, champ.

 

  Your taste in porn is insipid, incidentally.

* http://ravingliberal.tumblr.com/post/181338837339

Comments

[ivy]

Elsejournal I heard someone call it Christmas Lilith, which I also found pretty entertaining (considering it's my mother's birthday). Pretty sure Mr. keyboard warrior there would run away rather than take a swing at you in person -- you are buff enough to be intimidating -- but I'm still sorry you got random threats of violence. Jerk.

[digitaldiscipline]

right?

the last time someone offered to kick my ass, it was some twentyish dude on fetlife who didn't appreciate my stomping on his privilege and sexism.

i hide the buffness well if i'm wearing a polo or a size large t-shirt :-) i'm like a Q ship in that respect.

[ashbet]

Hahahahah, what an ass!

("Lazy" is particularly . . . wow.)

Happy Christmas Adam!! ;)

<3

[netgoth]

Wow, what a bloviating fuckwit. I'd enjoy watching you curbstomp his keyboard warrior ass, but I'm short of bail.

Fuck him.