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okay, no, not really, but it got me a fucking raise. glad i planned on letting the boss buy lunch yesterday.

"my fortune cookie says i should bat my eyelashes and ask for a raise." [reads fortune - "your charm and persuasion will reap big rewards," or something like that]
"oh? how long have you worked here."
"since last july."
"six months. . . no, a year and a half. when was your last raise?"
"a year ago."
"oh. yeah, i guess you should get one, huh?"

cross those tentacles, kids.

Comments

[angel-renewed.livejournal.com]

*crossed*

[timly.livejournal.com]

cad.

our corp. mgt have put freeze on raises. this is three years old.

good luck and congrats to you, though!

[katyakoshka.livejournal.com]

Good luck!

[geekers.livejournal.com]

... hope it went well.