Not on my list

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K & I were getting our groceries this evening, she in a simple ribbed black cotton dress, me in grey shorts and my AGP t-shirt, when a homely black woman tried to evangelize to us. . . in the produce section of Wal-Mart.

Whafuck?

"Excuse me. . . excuse me. Have you accepted Jes--"
"Get away from me, not interested."

It dawned on us later that we should just say we're Jewish and see if it makes a dent.

Also, the fugly woman in front of us in line looked like Chris Rock in drag. *shudder*

Comments

[theonebob.livejournal.com]

The quickest way to get rid of them is to say "yes, and he likes me better than you."

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[etcet.livejournal.com]

Kim told her we'd found Jesus, and that he was behind our couch.

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[inlaterdays.livejournal.com]

he's always there. he hangs out with bob the dinosaur from dilbert.

Have you found Jesus?

[smaugchow.livejournal.com]

I like to ask, "Why? Is he missing?" And if you are feeling hateful, follow up with, "I thought they had him pretty well nailed down."

The pushy Christians have no sense of humor. Of course, they worship an execution/torture device and are cannibals, so what can you expect?

Re: Have you found Jesus?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

"have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior?"

that's a little tougher to come back with a quick put-down to, beyond "No, I don't need one." :-/

Jesus is lost!!!

[yokes1971.livejournal.com]

I always default to the drop everything lets retrace your steps, where did you last see him? We should put out an alert, what was he wearing etc. Usually after a minute or so they look at me disapprovingly and leave

[thefeline.livejournal.com]

You know...the beauty of people like this is that they can be fun to mess with...but that's just me and my twisted sense of humor ;)

I'm sorry...::hugs::