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[digitaldiscipline]

1. what's your name?
I am Arthur, King of the Britons! But "Rafe" works for the rest of you.

2. where are you from?
Buffalo, NY.

3. what's your favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower

4. does coffee suck?
I'm indifferent. I drink it more to warm up and stave off Alzheimer's than for the caffeine.

5. who's the most beautiful *by your definition of "beautiful"* person in the world?
I have no idea what her name was, I only saw her once, in passing.

6. are you in love?
[unexpected value returned]

7. do you like potatoes?
Yes.

8. do you wear make-up?
Not anymore. . .

9. sweden or norway?
Switzerland.

10. do you play video games?
Yes. And I'll kick your butt at 'em, too, probably.

11. what's your middle name?
Classified. As in, "Rafe Classified [deletia]."

12. do you have any siblings?
Yes.

13. do you get along with them?
Yup. Better now that we're not kids.

14. what's the last cd you bought?
A Delerium remix album. FUCK THE RIAA, BUY USED CDs. [/soapbox]

15. what's the best cd you own?
I make superlative mix cd's. The best one I paid for, however, would be a tossup between Vol. I of "Classical Thunder" and "Live Wired" by Front Line Assembly.

16. what's the worst cd you own?
Hedwig and the Angry Inch. It was a promo copy, there's no way I'd pay for that shit. This is only here because I found a sucker to buy Current 93's "In Menstrual Night." These are far, far worse than Motley Crue's "Dr. Feelgood."

17. how old are you?
29.

18. what's more important: nice eyes or nice arms?
Eyes.

19. do you know who blindside are?
Who? Sounds like another dipshit Nu-Metal band if you ask me. . .

20. if you do, do you like them?
See above.

21. spearmint or peppermint?
Either.

22. what's the most comfortable pair of shoes you own?
My combat boots. Even better than my Birks.

23. do you like these surveys?
As opposed to what? Work? Yes. Getting [omitted due to mature nature of content]? Oh HELL no.

24. what's your favorite color?
Gunmetal, Black, Violet.

25. what's your favorite fruit?
Pomegranite

26. is pornography gross or entertaining?
Generally amusing, occasionally arousing, frequently tasteless (combinations of any or all of the above are possible).

27. do you believe that there is a God?
No.

28. are you still in school?
No. I haven't had class in years. [/Groucho Marx]

29. does AOL suck?
Copiously.

30. is punk dead?
Not that I noticed when it was alive, either. . . .

31. best band in the world is?
Probably not getting any radio play. I'd say pre-"Load" Metallica.

32. which brand of deodorant/anti perspirant do you use?
Ummm. . . some kind of clear gel, neutral-man-scented thing. It might be some variety of SpeedStick, but I'm not sure.

33. what's your favorite brand of gum?
I don't chew gum anymore. But back in the day, NOTHING could touch Bubbalicious.

34. if you could marry anyone in the world, man or woman, celebrity or non-celebrity, living or dead, who would it be?
Lilith. I bet she could [omitted due to adult nature of content].

35. why?
[omitted due to adult nature of content]

36. what are your parents' names?
Mom & Dad

37. color or colour?
Color. Anyone in the western hemisphere who says otherwise is a poser/poseur (or French Canadian, in which case they need their ass kicked on principle).

38. what's your favorite kind of music?
Industrial, classical, and comedic.

39. do you wear glasses?
Unfortunately. I probably need stronger ones *sigh*

40. did you enjoy your high school experience?
Parts of it.

41. who's your favorite comedian?
George Carlin. Steve Martin/Denis Leary/Richard Pryor are tied for a relatively distant second.

42. who do you wish you could smack in the face?
See this federal employee register? That's a start.

43. was your childhood enjoyable?
Yup.

44. what's your favorite kind of cheese?
Jalapeno Jack.

45. what's your "guilty pleasure" movie?
"Dude, Where's My Car?"

46. did the 80s suck?
Not any more or less than any other decade I've participated in so far.

47. what's your favorite curse word?
"Shitwitch" and "Fucknugget" get used, but "Oh, you BITCH," probably has the highest incidence.

48. do you like donuts?
Yep.


And, because this amuses me:

The top ten historical incidences of the word "Fuck."

10: "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
- Noah, 4314 BC

9: "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras, 126 BC

8: "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566

7: "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877

6: "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
- Picasso, 1926

5: "Where the @#$% are we?"
- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4: "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
- Einstein, 1938

3: "What the @#$% was that?"
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2: "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head."
- JFK, 1963

1: "Okay, where the *&%$*^ is he?"
- Mary & Peter, 3 days AD