2002-11-08 13:59
digitaldiscipline
ganked from
netgoth and
angelsil,
> Where the hell do you live?
Suburb of NoLa.
> What's your pet peeve?
Planck's Constant.
> Do you have any baby sitter horror stories?
Not that I recall.
> When are you coming back to san diego?
Shortly before St. Swithen's day.
> What sort of poetry do you like? Any particular authors or poems in mind?
Limericks. Failing that, I enjoy Robert Frost, a small bit of T.S. Eliot, most W.B. Yeats, and "Because it is bitter, and because it is my heart" by Stephen Crane.
Screw art, let's kill.
> What do you do for work?
World's ugliest secretary.
> What do you do?
Translate chaos into slight reductions in chaos.
> What do you think about right before you go to sleep?
Kim's warm.
> Would you really make me breakfast?
You know where the cereal and refrigerator are. Here's a bowl and a spoon. I will, however, put coffee or hot water for tea on.
> What is your all time favorite food?
M&M's. Lobster is a close second.
> How do you feel about toes?
They beat stumps or flippers most of the time.
> How would you describe your smell?
Tangy. Depends on mood. Stress = pungent & stinky.
> ARE YOU COMING TO NYC???
When am I -not- coming to NYC? Two weddings _at least_ next spring. . .
> When was the last time you truly loved a woman(/man) (not your mom(/dad), nor any relative)?
[content omitted due to adult nature]
> What is your shoe size?
9.5 +/- .5
> Will you marry me?
Maybe.
> Yer job?
doesn't pay for shit. i discovered that i don't get paid time off in addition to not getting insurance. oh joy.
> Why are you so cool? And why cant you live in the North?
It's an intrinsic property of my existence. Because the job market up there is even more depressingly fucked than it is down south.
> What you are wearing?
Birks. Khaki microfiber cargo shorts. Denim button-down shirt. Underthings.
> How do you want to be put to rest?
I presume this has nothing to do with bedtime. Plant me, with a big nasty roesbush or wisteria near the marker, so that it overruns all the other stiffs. muauaahaha.
> Why do you make my brown eyes blue?
Donuts make my brown eyes blue. Crystal Gayle was one of my earliest crushes. Mom insists it was the hair.
> What makes you tick?
A bad bearing. I expect to start making a bothersome grinding noise soon.
> Why in the heck don't you move to Jax already?
Are there jobs for me & K? Ask me again when our lease is up.
> If you were a snack food, what kind would you be and why?
Hot-sauce popcorn. Because I invented it. Vaguely healthy, but hurts in a good way.
> Are you annoyed by anyone in the jaxonvillain group?
Probably, but that's just playing the percentages.
> More about your past, I think. You are often quite secretive.
I had a cold hamburger for breakfast and have worked for Busy Beaver.
> What is your favorite color?
Sil said "purple?" WTF?!?! Gunmetal for me, thanks.
> Your middle name?
Classified.
> What's your favorite pozish?
CEO. *smirk*
> Why you're such a stud.
Look at me and try to deny it. That's right, American Cheese.
> Do you ever miss farting in the bath?
Not really. I'm sure this surprises many of you.
> What did you want to be when you grew up?
Taller. and a paleontologist.
> Do you think I'm absolutely fabulous? Why or why not?
Yup.
> How old were you when you lost your virginity?
19.7
> What's your favorite texture?
PVC-clad Kim-butt is definitely up there. . . .
> Where the hell do you live?
Suburb of NoLa.
> What's your pet peeve?
Planck's Constant.
> Do you have any baby sitter horror stories?
Not that I recall.
> When are you coming back to san diego?
Shortly before St. Swithen's day.
> What sort of poetry do you like? Any particular authors or poems in mind?
Limericks. Failing that, I enjoy Robert Frost, a small bit of T.S. Eliot, most W.B. Yeats, and "Because it is bitter, and because it is my heart" by Stephen Crane.
Screw art, let's kill.
> What do you do for work?
World's ugliest secretary.
> What do you do?
Translate chaos into slight reductions in chaos.
> What do you think about right before you go to sleep?
Kim's warm.
> Would you really make me breakfast?
You know where the cereal and refrigerator are. Here's a bowl and a spoon. I will, however, put coffee or hot water for tea on.
> What is your all time favorite food?
M&M's. Lobster is a close second.
> How do you feel about toes?
They beat stumps or flippers most of the time.
> How would you describe your smell?
Tangy. Depends on mood. Stress = pungent & stinky.
> ARE YOU COMING TO NYC???
When am I -not- coming to NYC? Two weddings _at least_ next spring. . .
> When was the last time you truly loved a woman(/man) (not your mom(/dad), nor any relative)?
[content omitted due to adult nature]
> What is your shoe size?
9.5 +/- .5
> Will you marry me?
Maybe.
> Yer job?
doesn't pay for shit. i discovered that i don't get paid time off in addition to not getting insurance. oh joy.
> Why are you so cool? And why cant you live in the North?
It's an intrinsic property of my existence. Because the job market up there is even more depressingly fucked than it is down south.
> What you are wearing?
Birks. Khaki microfiber cargo shorts. Denim button-down shirt. Underthings.
> How do you want to be put to rest?
I presume this has nothing to do with bedtime. Plant me, with a big nasty roesbush or wisteria near the marker, so that it overruns all the other stiffs. muauaahaha.
> Why do you make my brown eyes blue?
Donuts make my brown eyes blue. Crystal Gayle was one of my earliest crushes. Mom insists it was the hair.
> What makes you tick?
A bad bearing. I expect to start making a bothersome grinding noise soon.
> Why in the heck don't you move to Jax already?
Are there jobs for me & K? Ask me again when our lease is up.
> If you were a snack food, what kind would you be and why?
Hot-sauce popcorn. Because I invented it. Vaguely healthy, but hurts in a good way.
> Are you annoyed by anyone in the jaxonvillain group?
Probably, but that's just playing the percentages.
> More about your past, I think. You are often quite secretive.
I had a cold hamburger for breakfast and have worked for Busy Beaver.
> What is your favorite color?
Sil said "purple?" WTF?!?! Gunmetal for me, thanks.
> Your middle name?
Classified.
> What's your favorite pozish?
CEO. *smirk*
> Why you're such a stud.
Look at me and try to deny it. That's right, American Cheese.
> Do you ever miss farting in the bath?
Not really. I'm sure this surprises many of you.
> What did you want to be when you grew up?
Taller. and a paleontologist.
> Do you think I'm absolutely fabulous? Why or why not?
Yup.
> How old were you when you lost your virginity?
19.7
> What's your favorite texture?
PVC-clad Kim-butt is definitely up there. . . .