I'm dreaming of a . . . goth wedding. . .

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Proof that beef jerky before bed is almost, but not quite, as good as fresh raw salmon for inciting subconcious nocturnal weirdness, last night's feature presentation starred mpeace & her hubby, the_macross, Dragon, Winter, Kendra, aishlynn and axissilverhand as guests at an unspecified other 30-something person's wedding, followed immediately thereafter, not by a reception, but by a wake for a further unspecified deceased relation of the bride's.

the_macross amused all and sundry with tales of joining the mile-high club. . . on a pool table bolted to the floor in a first-class lounge. . . including descriptions of hard-to-explain brushburns after the fact. He and I also were prevented from diving all manner of wedding and wake photos, mostly through personal restraint, though we did offer running commentary on the inadvertent amateur dives perpetrated by the members of the "official" party.

mpeace & Alan disappeared before things broke up, and as the assembled hordes mused as to their whereabouts, soft sounds of adult activity were heard emanating from the laundry room at the back of the room where the main festivities were going on. A walked out, grinning and freshly-showered, while mpeace wore a guilty flush and a shit-eating grin.

Much amusement was had, chiding them on their tryst while remaining PG for the sake of the children present, culminating with axissilverhand's recognition that mpeace was the lucky recipient of some servicing, and said something to that effect, to which A replied, "Yeah, it only took about ten minutes," at which point, certain among us totally lost our shit.

I then spent a few minutes looking out the window, nearly straight down to a brisk-flowing river, swollen with muddy, icy spring runoff [and the occasional 80's vintage full-size SUV].

That's right. . I don't even get laid in -my- dreams. Yeeeeeeesh.

Comments

[mpeace.livejournal.com]

bwhahahahahaha!

I prolly shouldn't mention the Sunday night break he and I took during the Suite of Doom party, eh?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

What, like you just did?

Fink.

[mpeace.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Dude, thanks for covering the bar for me then even though it was more than 10 minutes... ;)

[geekers.livejournal.com]

Some of us didn't fail to notice... ;P

[mpeace.livejournal.com]

So much for my imagined discretion. Sort of like when the drunk person whispers at the top of their voice, eh? *head*desk*

[geekers.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! :}

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[timly.livejournal.com]

the_macross amused all and sundry with tales of joining the mile-high club. . . on a pool table bolted to the floor in a first-class lounge.

you need to write for sit-coms. that would be the perfect job for you.

::wipes tear of laughter from eye::

[axissilverhand.livejournal.com]

Tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...tick...BING! Or rather, Badda-BING? Regardless of the length of ... time involved, I'm certain that his KungFu must be strong if she married him!

[mpeace.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, very mighty... Kung Fu... *rawr*

[the-macross.livejournal.com]

oh the silly little adventures that viking-me gets into...

[ashbet]

"That's where I'm a VIKING!!"

*snickers*

-- A, amused to get the reference ;>

[the-macross.livejournal.com]

5 points for you!


and here's hoping viking me hooked up with Tess and some point in Rafe's dream. mhwahahahahah.

The real question... what the heck was I rummaging around in his nugget for last night anyway?

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[marquisdesable.livejournal.com]

too many blissful recantings of CX have determined that I will have to attend CXI

[marchenland.livejournal.com]

YAY!

Another local I can snub be too drunk to socialize with!

[lucybond.livejournal.com]

I am horribly reminded of the dreams I've been having about hot male celebrities in hotel rooms, who I entirely fail to do anything with...