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The rare and bizarre Hello Kitty massager -- a licensed Sanrio item!
Long-rumored and written off by many as an urban legend, J-List is happy to report that we've obtained stock of the infamous Hello Kitty vibe shoulder massagers. A really cool battery-operated vibrating stick that's made for massaging the neck and shoulder, this licensed Sanrio product (intended for sale in Japan only) comes in an attractive display box so you can display it as an " object="object" of="of" bizarre="bizarre" japanese="Japanese" pop="pop" culture"="culture"" if="if" you="you" don't="don't" want="want" to="to" use="use" it="it" for="for" any="any" other="other" purpose.="purpose." the="The" top="top" of="of" the="The" unit="unit" features="features" a="a" very="very" cute,="cute," bulbous="bulbous" hello="Hello" kitty,="Kitty," holding="holding" her="her" teddy="teddy" bear.="bear." a="a" very="very" fun="fun" item="item" from="from" japan.="Japan." comes="Comes" with="with" battery.="battery." goes="Goes" great="great" with="with" loose="loose" socks!="socks!" </lj-cut="</lj-cut">
What scares me is the closing. . . "Goes great with loose socks!"
You'll have to pardon me, I feel like <user site="livejournal.com" user="cavalorn"> upon meeting LEO Peas.
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<img scr="http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=http://images.jlist.com/c2/kittyvib5.gif&x=500&y=500>
The rare and bizarre Hello Kitty massager -- a licensed Sanrio item!
Long-rumored and written off by many as an urban legend, J-List is happy to report that we've obtained stock of the infamous Hello Kitty vibe shoulder massagers. A really cool battery-operated vibrating stick that's made for massaging the neck and shoulder, this licensed Sanrio product (intended for sale in Japan only) comes in an attractive display box so you can display it as an " object="object" of="of" bizarre="bizarre" japanese="Japanese" pop="pop" culture"="culture"" if="if" you="you" don't="don't" want="want" to="to" use="use" it="it" for="for" any="any" other="other" purpose.="purpose." the="The" top="top" of="of" the="The" unit="unit" features="features" a="a" very="very" cute,="cute," bulbous="bulbous" hello="Hello" kitty,="Kitty," holding="holding" her="her" teddy="teddy" bear.="bear." a="a" very="very" fun="fun" item="item" from="from" japan.="Japan." comes="Comes" with="with" battery.="battery." goes="Goes" great="great" with="with" loose="loose" socks!="socks!" </lj-cut="</lj-cut">
What scares me is the closing. . . "Goes great with loose socks!"
You'll have to pardon me, I feel like <user site="livejournal.com" user="cavalorn"> upon meeting LEO Peas.
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Toys are fun for boys too!
Not that I'd know. *whistling*
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btw, your link is b0rked. :) So here it is again.
And I'm with you. The loose socks comment just makes it kind of pre-teen sick...
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Fat Girl In A Little Shirt. (When pronounced, it sounds like "figgles")