Arg.

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1) I am the annoyed owner of an unspecified lower abdominal twinge. This is me hoping it's a pulled muscle, not something that Weird Al sang about when he parodied James Brown in the late 80's.

2) Mortgage broker had my new employer wrong. I really hope that doesn't fuck up my mortgage processing. (also, Bank One are a bunch of fucks who insist that a) a pair of bank drafts took TWELVE DAYS to clear, and b) that i have to do an in-person visit to send myself a wire transfer. Um, hello, fuckholes, i'm 500 miles from the nearest branch, why do you think i want to do a wire transfer i'd need to pay you charlatans $30 for the priviledge of processing?).

3) henceforth, #((8)) is the office shorthand for bitchslapping the stress monkey on sil & my team. it stands for "pound shaky," which is the nickname that's stuck to him. he causes much with the stabby thoughtses, he does.

4) apparently, the work to be done to the house is complete. i need to talk to the contractor to see what he did to get my water pressure up, but the roof, insulation, chimney, wiring, and low spot issues were all addressed by yesterday. still planning on a sledgehammer party.

5) I have an office phone, finally. and a land line for the new house. hopefully, i'll have a house to make use of it with.

Comments

Fitting In

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

Don't you know that you stand out like a sore thumb on the ol' LJ using words like "mortgage" and "contractor"? You've got to be conversant in the lyrics of, say, AFI and Weezer and Damageplan to hang out here. And you've got to complain about how your dad is such a dick. And use "w00t" a lot more. Really. If you're not careful, soon you'll be watching "Wheel of Fortune" every night at 6:30. . . .

--a fellow senior-citizen

Re: Fitting In

[etcet.livejournal.com]

it's on at 6:30? no wonder i've been missing it. . .

Re: Fitting In

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

You're not too old, yet. When you destroy the garage, just put on "Knocking at Your Back Door" by Deep Purple until the 17 year-olds next door come over and say, "Could you turn it down, please? We're trying to study."

re: #1

[gruamach.livejournal.com]

Great, now I'll have that song stuck in my head all night.

As if my job isn't annoying enough as it is...

[axissilverhand.livejournal.com]

So when do I get to sleep on your floor?!? Getting home this past Sat. night after the b-day was nightmarish...

[etcet.livejournal.com]

be here thursday the 22nd. i still need your phone # to coordinate things. we'll be crashing in nola the nights of the 22nd and 23rd. back in tampa the 24th