People Who Need Lives, and the News People Who Cover Them

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. . . . Next, on Ricki Lake.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/terrifica021105.html

I want to find the editor who commissioned and/or OK'd this piece and shove a postage meter up their ass.

Suggestion for Terrifica: Get some Cuervo 1800 and a Sybian and lighten the fuck up

I'm glad I didn't run into her while I was in town. I wonder how many couples she's interrupted who were out enjoying one another in public. Kim would have kicked her ass, and I'd have encouraged her to do so.

Aside to Fantastico: Deflator Mouse called, he's suing your ass.

Comments

[angel-renewed.livejournal.com]

Um. Wow. Maybe if she got LAID she'd be less worried about the rest of us. I mean, yeah there ARE some horndog guidos lurking 'round these parts who DO try and take advantage of chix0rs. Date Rape is real and wrong, but 90% of the sorority biyatches hollering 'date rape' don't know what it is and neither does this attention-starved batgirl wanna-be.

Dear Terrifica,

Reality Check: Dressing up like a Valkyrie still leaves you fat, annoying, and alone. She is in no danger. Get some Lip. Get a makeover. Wear something slutty, drink too much and get LAID by someone who knows what they're doing. I mean, it worked for me! Mwa hahahahah!

[sabinenotagoth.livejournal.com]

good grief. o.o

what happened to the idea that people are adults and responsible for their own behavior?

otoh, perhaps she sweeps the girls off to save them...for herself. >:)

but then i'm a sick lil pup. woof.

[angel-renewed.livejournal.com]

I mean get some LIPO not Lip.

Thats too much...

[krew.livejournal.com]

Everybody is a victim these days. Even chicks being picked up in bars... Ever wonder if maybe thats the reason they went there? Have a few free drinks, maybe even get laid... But NooOooOo... Its "Super Frigid Bit_h and her loaner chastity belt..." heh heh I can see it now... chick wakes up the next morning with a hangover and has to call the fire department to cut the belt off

Like Sil. . . If She Could Be Like Sil. . .

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Wear something slutty, drink too much and get LAID by someone who knows what they're doing. I mean, it worked for me! Mwa hahahahah!

No fair, you're much hotter than her, she'd never stand a chance. Except maybe from fanboys harboring a yen for Wonder Woman or something.

Here's to drunken debauchery. [warning to sil: sobriety anywhere near your wedding probably won't be an option]

[bitogoth.livejournal.com]

good lord the back of my hand is just itching to bitchslap her...!