People Who Need Lives, and the News People Who Cover Them

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. . . . Next, on Ricki Lake.

http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/terrifica021105.html

I want to find the editor who commissioned and/or OK'd this piece and shove a postage meter up their ass.

Suggestion for Terrifica: Get some Cuervo 1800 and a Sybian and lighten the fuck up

I'm glad I didn't run into her while I was in town. I wonder how many couples she's interrupted who were out enjoying one another in public. Kim would have kicked her ass, and I'd have encouraged her to do so.

Aside to Fantastico: Deflator Mouse called, he's suing your ass.

Comments

Like Sil. . . If She Could Be Like Sil. . .

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Wear something slutty, drink too much and get LAID by someone who knows what they're doing. I mean, it worked for me! Mwa hahahahah!

No fair, you're much hotter than her, she'd never stand a chance. Except maybe from fanboys harboring a yen for Wonder Woman or something.

Here's to drunken debauchery. [warning to sil: sobriety anywhere near your wedding probably won't be an option]