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(though not Sky-High and Fucked)
A former FEMA guru and all-around scary security motherfucker (consultant we work with) asked me to put together an idiot's guide to using a computer and how to make Power Point dance, and asked my hourly rates.
"I want something for me - my wife says, 'Hit the Return Key,' and it takes me five minutes, because it's the ENTER key." (To his credit, he is clueful enough to say, "you know, something like 'This is not your computer (points to monitor), and -this- is not your computer (points to keyboard)."
He was polite enough to shoot coffee out his nose when I showed him the "hold paper against the screen to scan it" trick.
Those of you familiar with my Adelphia Angst may want to sit down before reading the next sentence, but. . . I'm actually looking forward to doing this, because I'm good at it and it's kinda fun (and it's decent coin).
A former FEMA guru and all-around scary security motherfucker (consultant we work with) asked me to put together an idiot's guide to using a computer and how to make Power Point dance, and asked my hourly rates.
"I want something for me - my wife says, 'Hit the Return Key,' and it takes me five minutes, because it's the ENTER key." (To his credit, he is clueful enough to say, "you know, something like 'This is not your computer (points to monitor), and -this- is not your computer (points to keyboard)."
He was polite enough to shoot coffee out his nose when I showed him the "hold paper against the screen to scan it" trick.
Those of you familiar with my Adelphia Angst may want to sit down before reading the next sentence, but. . . I'm actually looking forward to doing this, because I'm good at it and it's kinda fun (and it's decent coin).
