Shameless

( In lieu of actually holding Convergence, apparently, all you twists are merely going to plaster pictures on each other's journals. )

Fri V.

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
Dave the beer
Mike the milk
Rossini the leftover the lasagna
Juan the leftover chili
Eustace the bag of salad

2. Name five things in your freezer.
Natasha the Ketel One
Huey the herbal cold pack
Buster the Brussel Sprout
Gordon the lemon-pepper fish stick
Mervin the ice tray

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
Clyde the aluminum foil
Gonzo the trash bin
Delta the dishwasher detergent
Little Steve the spare sink scrubbie
Bubba the box of ziploc bags

4. Name five things around your computer.
Shitstick the printer
Leon the CD rack
Coaster the AOL CD
Hernia the UPS
Evidence the digital camera

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
[we don't have one]