Fri V.

[digitaldiscipline]

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
Dave the beer
Mike the milk
Rossini the leftover the lasagna
Juan the leftover chili
Eustace the bag of salad

2. Name five things in your freezer.
Natasha the Ketel One
Huey the herbal cold pack
Buster the Brussel Sprout
Gordon the lemon-pepper fish stick
Mervin the ice tray

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
Clyde the aluminum foil
Gonzo the trash bin
Delta the dishwasher detergent
Little Steve the spare sink scrubbie
Bubba the box of ziploc bags

4. Name five things around your computer.
Shitstick the printer
Leon the CD rack
Coaster the AOL CD
Hernia the UPS
Evidence the digital camera

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
[we don't have one]

Comments

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

I am highly amused. Of course, now that it's been done, I haven't the motivation to pursue that pun to the rightful conclusion you found. Ah, well.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

i was tempted to just use names, and let you kids figure out what was what.

there are certainly puns to be made, i just went for quick & dirty.

[though the notion of putting something named "Bob, My Little Blue Friend" in the nonexistent medicine cabinet was awfully compelling]

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

It occurred to me that I should go climb into the fridge and start naming things, but then it occurred to me that I wouldn't fit in the medicine cabinet, so I wouldn't be able to complete the exercise anyway.

[marchenland.livejournal.com]

Sneaky. I can't stop giggling. Although I think "Frisbee" would be a better name for the AOL CD.

[apotheon.livejournal.com]

Actually, I name pretty much all of my AOL CDs "Coaster". In fact, I've got one on my desk right now that I literally use as my computer-desk coaster. I never removed it from the plastic because I don't want the hole in the middle of the disk to lead condensed water onto the desk, and I'm feeling too lazy to unwrap it anyway.

[ldybastet.livejournal.com]

LMAO

I love the way you turned this quite boring meme into something so amusing!
I wish I had thought of that *sighs enviously*

[etcet.livejournal.com]

*flex*

*pose*

*pulls hamstring, limps offscreen*

what's that flower you got on? could it be a faded rose from days gone by?

[trystbat.livejournal.com]

"Delta the dishwasher detergent" -- I think I love you!

Re: what's that flower you got on? could it be a faded rose from days gone by?

[etcet.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

urp.

[aishlynn.livejournal.com]

Little Steve the spare sink scrubbie?
Eustace the bag-o-salad?

you're toying with my dear friends to whom I have granted lodging in MY kitchen. this will not do. please note, that if you venture to name the spices and/or other denizens of the baking shelf, i will be forced to abscond with your X-box and TV to locations as yet un-named, but they WILL be television enabled...

and now:

GET OUT OF -MY- KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh, i mean -our- kitchen, of course.
many thanks for not naming the yummy-but-nothing-like-a-proper-pie apple slush. i mean mess. i mean pie. sheesh.

and now the nookie fairy is wondering why she was going to be at our place after work. hrmph! i shall try to persuade her with a small offering of M&M's out of the vending machine. cross your fingers, ya fink, or your "little blue friend" may become a reality, not a veiled ha-ha.

yay! its friday and i'm as looney as you are...
:P

[ladysoleil.livejournal.com]

I think I'm coming over to see Natasha after work. And I may hang out with Dave when Natasha is good and dead.

[timly.livejournal.com]

SMAK!

[kat-o-9.livejournal.com]

Snicker. That made me laugh. Thanks.