[political humor] Missing Bill Clinton

Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian [didn't catch the name] who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. and Number 3 - He screwed ugly white women.

"Even now - Look at him.. His wife works and he don't; And, he gets a check from the government every month."

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

WTP = We The People / Wid Turkey Party

[courtesy of baobh - http://www.selectsmart.com/president/ ]

. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%)
2. Libertarian Candidate (67%)
3. Green Party Candidate (56%)
4. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (53%)
5. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (52%)
6. Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat (47%)
7. Socialist Candidate (44%)
8. Gephardt, Rep. Dick, MO - Democrat (41%)
9. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (40%)
10. Clark, Retired General Wesley K., AR - Democrat (38%)
11. Moseley-Braun, Former Senator Carol, IL - Democrat (35%)
12. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (34%)
13. Lieberman, Senator Joe, CT - Democrat (31%)
14. Phillips, Howard - Constitution (31%)
15. Bush, President George W. - Republican (28%)
16. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (19%)
17. Hagelin, Dr. John - Natural Law (19%)

More or less accurate, other than the presence of Al fucking Sharpton (who I think should be tied to Jerry Falwell and pitched into the Potomac).