Clarification

Yesterday was just fired on general principles - I felt like crap, couldn't think for more than about six seconds at a time, and had some really lousy crawfish.

Brain Fade Continues

If this is what stupidity feels like, I wonder why the authentically stupid don't off themselves. I feel like flowers for fucking algernon over here.

Apparently, I'm a hick at heart.

Hunting grounds cadged from deviathan:

- Norfolk, VA
- Louisville, KY
- OKC, OK
- El Paso, TX
- Amarillo, TX
- Nashville, TN
- KC & STL, MO
- Wilmington, DE
- Charlotte, NC
- Des Moines, IA
- Richmond, VA
- Knoxville, TN
- Omaha, NE
- Indianapolis, IN
- Detroit, MI
- Cincinnati, OH
- Toledo, OH
- Columbus, OH
- Lexington, KY
- Carlisle, PA
- Tucson, AZ
- Philadelphia, PA
- Lubbock, TX

Okay, clearly, my being cognizant of the metrics skewed things, and I didn't weight things appropriately. Or I'm a cheapskate.

Causation and mildew

Proof of how fucking dense I can be sometimes, I know what turned me into a sack of moldy dogshit yesterday:

I cleaned the office. In the process, I kicked up a shitload of dust and mold and pollen and who knows what else that had been behind the bookcases since, shit, the Regan years.

Hi. Allergies. Oif. Dumbass.