Hey, why does it smell like the underside of a bridge in here?

Trolling, literally, for trolling.

Anyone who wants a custom rant, post here and give me a subject. I will subsequently deliver napalm eloquence on the subject, whether I know jack shit about it or not. *grin*

[This concept swiped shamelessly from sylvara, who got it from a friend of hers].

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okay, wtf did my previous replies go?