Giant spiders and green fish

All week, I've been dreaming of, essentially, a cross between the CGI battle scenes from Starship Troopers and the faked "Camel Spiders two feet across" pictures that purportedly came from troops in the Middle east - I've been wandering hither, thither, and yon, and eight-legged beasties, hundreds of them, the size of, oh, the base of a wheeled office chair, have needed squishing, popping, or other general "no, thanks, please stop invading where I am" measures taken against them. They're not hostile, and as far as I can tell, not deadly-poisonous, but, really, several hundred spiders that are bigger than my cats is just excessive. The tail end this morning included the first-ever somnabulist cameo by both our cats, who were helpfully meowing at the one or two archacnids I'd missed.

( Holy conflicting symbology, Batman! )

Also, the multicolored goldfish crackers -taste- fine, but, yanno, the purple and green ones look weird.