Shaky Breaks It Down

[mostly for Sil's amusement, but anyone interested in office team dynamics may be interested]

N.T. is Mom.
G.G. is Dad.
Workforce Management is the older brother; kind of grumpy, lots of responsibility.
Training & Quality are twin sisters; lots of sibling rivalry & jealousy, but still stuck with one another.
Our group is the cute little brother everyone loves, because we're talented and don't play favorites, and Gramma Nita likes to coo over us to other people.

Fire in the Hole

Sent of a bit of flashfic to a small quarterly magazine in hopes of actually becoming a published author.

You lucky people got to see it here first, two years ago.

Cost of finding website: Zero Dollars
Price of a cover letter: Zero Dollars
Price of writing ficlet: Zero Dollars

Actually going to print: Priceless (plus $5.00 if it happens)

The last thing the bomb will see. . .

. . . on its way to my house, is this.

(Our place is the one to the right of the thumbtack.)

Tool courtesy of MBI's new paramour, christyr1q.

Speaking of bombing Tampa - the rest of you locals, The asshat In Chief is going to be fucking up rush hour traffic from the Airport to the Convention Center and back from around 4:00-7:00 tomorrow night. Props to ross_winn for the heads up on that (doesn't fuck with me, but it'll really screw up K's commute.