Irreverent, but Flexible!

gallycat: There's a woman who's making a lot of noise having created a Christian thing that's exactly like yoga but not yoga because, well. Yoga=bad. Grrr. I think if I repackage Buddha in a Christian wrapper, I might be able to make a fortune too, but that's a desecration to both forms of spirituality.

etcet: Yeah, but there's a catchy marketing phrase pre-made for "jesus built my pilates":

Cross-Training

I'll be here all weak. Try the lamb!