gooddamon converts the weird.

Not really, but he's where I happened upon http://www.weirdconverter.com/weight.php

Which site, incidentally, answers a truly Rafian inquiry:

One keg of beer weighs as much as 60 pairs of 600cc breast implants. Such things are important to realize.

Yup, Monday.

This is why nobody likes coming back to work after a good weekend. Technical issues and bad metaphors.

etcet: mornin
critus: Howdy!
etcet: you in today?
critus: Nope
etcet: khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
critus: why?
etcet: you get to roam free, in the land of pink-haired gamer babes and decent coffee, while some of us are in the salt mines of bad 80's music and enthusiastic conversations about animated animal movies.
critus: oh my
critus: can you send me a test email? I couldn't get outlook working this morning so I used groupwise, and now i'm wondering if I'm actually getting emails in outlook
etcet: hold on
etcet: came back undeliverable almost immediately
etcet: alerting [Network/Outlook Guy]
critus: ok...that's weird...your alert went to my GW account
etcet: what alert? about the ticket?
critus: ya
etcet: [facepalm]
etcet: forwarding that info to him as well.
etcet: i mentioned that i love outlook like a thing nobody loves, right?
critus: You may have
etcet: the fire of a thousand suns. the fleas of a trillion reindeer.
etcet: someplace or other, when the walls fell.
etcet: the metaphor of a metaphorical thing.