I... argh... what.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm seeing Mr. Freeze being given a kinky blowjob by a being made out of Amazon packing pillows.

This is the outfit that's going to be making a killing conducting (selling) a weight-loss challenge to my company over the next couple of months. As a skilled amateur that people turn to for advice when it comes to getting healthier and into better shape, I'm an elitist dick when I see an outfit that is, at a glance, nothing more than another purveyor of cardio. Yes, the average sedentary cube-dweller will benefit from this (and eating healthier, which is their other angle), on the other hand, it infuriates me to see something this unimpressive be apparently successful (some of which is born of frustration at my own failure to market myself in any kind of coherent or cogent manner), and, on the gripping hand... PICK UP SOME FUCKING WEIGHTS IF YOU WANT TO BE HEALTHIER.