Goddammit, Teavana

Teavana's "Acai Mate-tini" lists an entire fruit salad's worth of fruit around a middling inclusion of green mate, and even further down, as part of a "flavoring" blend, mint, and, next-to-last, spearmint.

It's a lovely dark pink (maybe two shades darker than white zinfandel) in the cup, and the nose approximates Fruit Stripe bubblegum.... and it still tastes like a fruit roll-up wrapped around a fucking candy cane.

Note to self: mint of any kind is overwhelming, so if it's listed anywhere at all, avoid it altogether