I Am The Great Blue Salmon Of Infinite Fucking Justice, Mate.

[digitaldiscipline]

[because I can't stand up and shout that at the office, or take an 8lb sledgehammer to our recalcitrant color printer, or figure out why the fuck the "collate" command makes the laser printer thow some kind of wanger and reprint all but the first and last pages 6 times more than it's been told to].

TIME OUT, YOU WHINY PRAT. Suck it up. Nobody's joining the pity party, and you sound a right wanker going on and on and on all by your lonesome.

Comments

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

New drivers make everything better. Or if that doesn't work, old drivers. =)

[krew.livejournal.com]

Dude...

Nothing will tweak me more than printer issues like that... I have been known to scrap an entire days work because the format wasn't working on the printer...Looked fine on the screen...

WTF

Let the boss screw with it again and then blame him =)

[sabinenotagoth.livejournal.com]

printers are ev0l, but when did you become british? o.O

[etcet.livejournal.com]

the british just sound so much more condescending when they insult you. i figured that was a good way to be thorough about matters. ;)

Yanno

[trid.livejournal.com]

If it were me, I *would* scream just that...or rather, "armadillo" instead of "Salmon"...but that's just me.