Six Random Insults

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Spawned by cavalorn's linguistic lollings, I bring you six terms of disendearment and derogatory derision.

In no particular order:

: Pinko - "You espouse questionable dogma, and look vaguely porcine."

: Fuckwit/Fucktard - "You're too dumb to bump uglies properly."

: Asshat - For visuals alone, this one has become one of my favorites. Add in the flexibility of being useful as a minor dismissal up to a relatively robust denigration, and there's almost nothing you can't put an asshat on.

: Shitstick - Why anyone not in the company of livestock would need to measure fecal depth eludes me, but keep asserting that it's only ankle deep. We know you're head-down.

: Bitchstick - Similar to a shitstick, but you're a lightning rod for complaints and ill humor.

: Twat - Some people find this word itself to be unutterably distasteful. I find it a joyful put-down for precisely that reason. Short and sweet, yet still sporting a wide aray of Sarlacc connotations delivered with a uniquely Anglicized contempt.

Comments

[deansavatar.livejournal.com]

I've heard the word 'twat' once levelled at one by another on a sit-com on Network television. Wish now I could remember which show just so I could see if it's still there or whther it's been 'corrected'.

[geekers.livejournal.com]

Twat is one of my favorites... that, and it annoyed one of my past roomates to no end. :D

[roaster.livejournal.com]

I prefer the contraction of two words into 'Twunt', it has the same meaning, but that lovely newness, that makes people pay more attention when you use it; sometimes even having to ask 'what did you just call me?'

Its best delivered in a tight mouthed angry london accent.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I have also begun using "krunt", which I can actually claim to have invented last year.

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