Thursday Triscadeca

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The boss just went home! Wheee!

w00000t. wish mine would. I have one hell of a headache and a frisky Kimachu to go scromp as a home remedy. hehe.

1. What is the most beautiful place on Earth?


I'm partial to Owl's Head, Maine.

2. What should the U.S. do about Iraq?


Send them Oprah, Dr. Laura, and Richard Simmons.

3. Do you have any New Year's resolutions for 2003?


Nope. I don't do resolutions. However, I'm endeavoring to get into better shape via a regimen of more nookie. *G*

4. What is your view on Affirmative Action?


Preferably though the scope of a high-powered rifle. I'm against any program that discriminates against the best candidate for a job or opportunity and sets quotas for the inclusion of X persons of Group Y, because that's preferential treatment, not equality.

5. If you could nominate a country to be added to the "Axis of Evil", which would it be and why?


As big of wankers as the French are. . . . Quebec.

6. If you could be any Greek or Roman god/goddess, which one would you choose and why?


I'm not up enough on my lesser pantheon studies to name someone appropriately funky and obscure, so I'll just say Zeus.

7. What was your favorite movie of 2002?


Van Wilder.

8. Do you give up your seat to the elderly on the bus/train?


Occasionally, but I don't use mass transit during crowded times of day much.

9. Do you think that unchecked reproduction (no birth control) is irresponsible?


Yep. If you can't provide adequately both financially and as a responsible parent, you shouldn't be spawning. Unfortunately, only one of these criteria can be objectively measured easily.

10. If you could elect an actor (NOT Reagan) to be President, who would you choose and why?


Denis Leary. Tell me if -those- state-of-the-whatever speeches wouldn't kick ass.

11. What causes did you help with a monetary donation last year?


None. I barely had enough money for my needs last year, and I'm not a charitable person. I think I might have given a couple bucks to Salvation Army bellringers.

12. Do you think the detainment of Arab men who voluntarily complied with the new INS registration rules is wrong?


Yup. The whole process is a long, slow rectal reaming, much like airport "security" checkpoints. The government just wants to squeeze people's balls and make them take it.

13. Are there any racial/religious/ethnic/gender groups you are afraid of?


Scientologists are a bunch of sick psychos. Anyone with a beer, shotgun, and mullet is also best avoided.

I'm also skeeved out by ugly drag queens. My fear is they'll think I'm cute. Heh.