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True[1] Story.

A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, saying no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholicism is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshiped Satan. A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.

If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness.


([1] jmthane's note - I'll believe it's a true story when I see the original story. Meanwhile, you'd better believe I'd leave the classroom. I'm one of *them*, after all...)

Selkie Sez: "As I said to JM, as far as I am concerned, the story doesn't have to be true to be valid. Jesus himself told many a parable."

Would I have walked out? Shit, I wouldn't have been there in the -first- place, but, hell yes I'd have walked, right after telling the self-righteous krunt where she could stick her crucifix. Sideways.
Date/Time: 2005-08-05 13:15 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] analmuch.livejournal.com
joke n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality
Date/Time: 2005-08-05 13:17 (UTC)Posted by: [identity profile] etcet.livejournal.com
it is the ghod-given right of anyone on teh intarweb to take things in a spirit they were not intended at any time. *cackle*

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