[fiction] F*cking Ninjas

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"I can't believe you did that. We're gonna get kicked."
"You can't k-line someone here. Relax."
"That was still shitty. And it wasn't even something we wanted!"
"So what? That bitch was pretty funny, going off about how it was for her boyfriend."
"If it was even a girl."
"Exactly. Everyone lies here. I just lied about loot."
"Still..."
"Would you stop being such a wuss? It's not like you don't spend the money we get anyways."
"I guess. Too bad you can't hawk it to other players. They'd probably pay better."
"Yeah, but this way, it's not like their friends can find us hawking."
"There is that, but it's going to be hard to group to get the stuff we need if you keep pissing everybody off."
"Oh, shit."
"What?"
"Alt-hunt."
"Already?"
"I'm getting... crap, dead."
"You going to pay the angel to res you?"
"A couple of 'em are staying by the body, so I guess I'll take the hit."
"I'll start looking for a new group."
"Fuckers!"
"What happened?"
"They camped the angel."
"Dude, that's not cool."
"No shit."
"What are you gonna do?"
"Quit, I guess. Wait, they're leaving; some other players are after them."
"Cool."
"I'm back up, on my - FUCK!"
"What happened?"
"They whacked me again! Everyone's just standing around."
"The guard channel just lit up - telling people not to attack them. You're fucked, dude."
"I can't believe they're letting them camp the angel just to kill me."
"Well, you were being an asshole with their loot."
"You know what? Fuck you, too."



Kids, friends don't let friends ninja loot.

Comments

[the-yellow-king.livejournal.com]

Yaaaarrrrr, 'tis EtCet the Ninja-Pirate!
He be makin' with the loot in der most interestin' ways...

[the-yellow-king.livejournal.com]

Ok, it's fiction, but still. Somehow I can still see you doing it. :)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

Heh. I am strongly anti-ninja.

[the-yellow-king.livejournal.com]

That may be so, but it would be you, dressed like a ninja, with an eye-patch and a kilt and you've got these quick nonja moves with a cutlass as you creep...
*blinks*
I really have got to stop putting the fake powdered creamer in my morning work coffee. *steps away from the crack*

[algernon33.livejournal.com]

Hehehe...

What a great Post..I HATES Ninja Looters...

Need Before Greed!

-A33

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I'm planning on making a short story out of this, somehow.

[selkiesiren.livejournal.com]

Guess I've not paid enough attention to my honeys WOW wanderings, cuz I didn't even know you *could* do half of this shit.

Maybe soon, I'll get back into it...very soon, there will be a huge gap in my life anyway. Might as well kill some things.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

It's not so cut and dried as this hypothetical dialogue would make it appear.

[selkiesiren.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure it's not...but a little fiction is a good way to stir the interest. You just might see me over in WOW land in the not too distant future.

[analmuch.livejournal.com]

Wow (no pun intended) I actually understand one your posts.

I know of someone that tried to ninja loot while grouped with me. I pulled an elite beast, that he started to attack. I than ran and let him die.

DEATH TO THE NINJAs!!!!!!!!!