Arr, Aye, etc.

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TLaPD. Check. [aside to Gru: parse that as "Talk Like a Police Department" - "Avast, there be scurvy dogs bee and ee ye olde Seven Eleven! Apprehend yon scallywags!"]

There's nothing funnier than a flock of peg-legged sheep. It's baaad for the plank, ye wool-lubbers. However, it's murder on the shears when you get 'em tangled in an eye patch.

Got much cleaning done, in prep for A&A's visit. Ended up calling the city to take away the tree debris [props to Critus for the tip!] - even getting scammed by the chainsaw-wielding redneck, it came to less than 1/5 what hiring a tree service to remove a single tree would have cost. Now, to do something about the small drift of citrus fruit that fell off the orange tree.

Porchy feline minion mothership is preparing to launch a second fleet of shuttles. She's been absent for a couple days, and was looking rather pear-shaped when last spotted. Arbitrary name for the black & white survivor from the first batch is "Tuxedo," pretentiously pronounced in faux-Japanese as "too-SHAY-doh."

Fizz- and Fuzz-sitting went fine - I'll let Sil discourse on Prince's silly new hat.

*hugs* to those who need 'em - from the looks of things, that's a few folks.

So not interested in being at the office today.

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[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

Porchy feline minion mothership is preparing to launch a second fleet of shuttles

(snort!!)

See? Now this is exactly why I read your journal. Well, that and I think you politically sage and an all around fungi.

But, descriptions like this really do keep me in titters. Which, I note, is on your list of interests. ;P

[gruamach.livejournal.com]

"Avast, there be scurvy dogs bee and ee ye olde Seven Eleven! Apprehend yon scallywags!"

*snicker*
That just made my day, it did. :)