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digitaldisciplineThe Iranian state was in turmoil, chaos and panic rising all through the land, and a number of the principal ayatollahs convened to ponder the auspices and pray over the matter. They came at last to a conclusion that shocked their leader, the great Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. The revolution and the Islamic Republic would collapse immediately -- unless Khomeini lay with a woman.
A stunned silence followed as the aged leader considered the news. Finally, he delivered his verdict.
"As hateful as this is to me," Khomeini snarled, "still, if Allah has decreed it, so it must be, for I am but a slave of Allah. But I will attach three conditions."
"Name them, O highest one!"
"First," growled Khomeini, "she must be blind, so that she can not gaze upon my pure being."
"Of course, Holy One! What else?"
"Second, she must be mute, so she can speak no blasphemy to me."
"Beyond question, beloved leader! And the third condition?"
"Third," Khomeini said, "she must have really big tits."
A stunned silence followed as the aged leader considered the news. Finally, he delivered his verdict.
"As hateful as this is to me," Khomeini snarled, "still, if Allah has decreed it, so it must be, for I am but a slave of Allah. But I will attach three conditions."
"Name them, O highest one!"
"First," growled Khomeini, "she must be blind, so that she can not gaze upon my pure being."
"Of course, Holy One! What else?"
"Second, she must be mute, so she can speak no blasphemy to me."
"Beyond question, beloved leader! And the third condition?"
"Third," Khomeini said, "she must have really big tits."
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"Yes, imam?" one of the lesser ayatollahs asked.
"On second thought, this is an emergency. Never mind conditions one and two."
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