30. Pre-hockey.

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1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
- K's brother

2. Where was your first kiss?
- In a 1986 Ford Escort named Alice.

3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
- Does TP'ing someone's house on Halloween count?

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
- Only my sisters when we were kids.

5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?
- Yup.

6. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?
- Heh. You must be new.

7. What really turns you on?
- See #6

8. What do you order at Starbucks?
- Nothing. They apparently don't make plain coffee.

9. What is your biggest mistake?
- Not becoming a professional athlete? Not doing ______ when I had the chance? I don't typically make mistakes, I just don't do the best thing.

10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
- Not much, no.

11. Say something totally random about yourself.
- I occasionally smell like brownie mix.

12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
- I used to get "John Cryer" a lot. david_deacon's poor eyesight rendered "Colin Farrell" once.

13. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
- Not of my own volition, usually.

14. Did you have braces?
- Ten fucking years, thanks for reminding me.

15. Are you comfortable with your height?
- I wish I was a couple inches taller.

16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
- I have no idea. I'm pretty oblivious to romance.

17. When do you know it's love?
- When Sammy Hagar says so.

18. Do you speak any other languages?
- Leet? A little spanish. I used to know Klingon. HTML. . .

19. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
- There's a perfectly free one outside, thanks.

20. What magazines do you read?
- Maxim, and occasionally Car & Driver.

21. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
- Nope.

22. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?
- Yup.

23. Do you watch MTV?
- Didn't they used to show videos?

24. What's something that really annoys you?
- The automobile insurance industry

25. What's something you really like?
- See #6

26. Do you like Michael Jackson?
- Wrong kind of boob, genius. No.

27. Can you dance?
- Occasionally

28. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
- Three or four days. I used to pull 36 hour uptimes every week when I worked overnights.

29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
- "Rushed" is such a strong word.

30. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
- Depends on time constraints, and who did it.

Comments

[david-deacon.livejournal.com]

david_deacon's poor eyesight rendered "Colin Farrell" once.

It was meant well. I would've said "Arnold Vosloo," but nobody knows who the fuck he is, offhand. "Colin Farrell" I thought would at least get you name recognition.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

"the guy who played The Mummy", however, people would grok.

i think he's taller, and, for the moment, has less hair.

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

Oooo....oh yeah, I can see this. But, you'd have to shave the head.

FWIW, the guy is dangerously handsome.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

don't tempt me - i already have two weeks' worth of scruff to get rid of from the ears down. . .

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

Hee!

So, what would an appropriate bribe be? ;-P