Just to improve matters. ..

[digitaldiscipline]

Came into work, and promptly spilled tea all over my desk, chair, and keyboard.

No sparks or magic smoke, but it didn't make the electronics very happy.

Today is fired, and the week is on notice.

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[etcet.livejournal.com]

No thanks. The caffeine gives me cramps.

Unless they have the White Lightning, in which case. . . how much is that shit?

[mighty-man.livejournal.com]

Too bad you don't live where there's a Wegmans. Used to be able to get it right off the shelf there. In multiple flavors.
MM

[marchenland.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's against the Goth Code to fire Halloween. I know, because I cancelled it this year and have gotten endless grief from everyone about it.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

I actually got shit for holding the office's haunted house last friday. . . which i intentionally did to facilitate the reality that monday is hellish as far as call volume here (turnout still sucked, imnsho).

i'm dressed up as "someone who's getting paid to be here" and radiating a nice cheerful aura of "i'll get on ________ the fourth of go fuck yourself"

[poisongirl.livejournal.com]

*hug*
Um, Happy Halloween or something.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

hopefully.

i'm tempted to sit on the porch with the stereo blasting and shout at kids who try to ask for candy without wearing costumes.

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

We had a pathetic assed turnout. It wasn't worth the investment in the chocolate.

Wait. WTF am I saying???

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better, the official word for the day (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dictionary_wotd/285648.html) is "immolate."

[etcet.livejournal.com]

that does bring a small upturn to the corner of my mouth, yes.

[analmuch.livejournal.com]

The word of the day in lower-management Coke is "Clusterfuck"