If you had me alone... locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? Replies are screened. [stolen from timly, whom it's good to see again. I made him do something eeeeeevil.]
I'd make you tune up my PC and teach me how to be less of a PC moron. And I'd make you wash my car. I don't think I'd make you watch my boy so me and the wife could go out, though - he'd be wearing a skirt and have black nail polish and be listening to the Thrill Kill Cult by the time I got back.
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