At work, but not safe

[digitaldiscipline]

So, my boss and some other guy are looking around, apparently for a phillips head screwdriver larger than the very small one they already have.

Fortuitously, I have a midsize one on my desk, which I hand over for them to use.

Naturally, this can't be done silently.

"You know, [boss], if you needed someone with a bigger tool, you could have just asked."

[insert sound of both of them losing their shit here]

Comments

[kungfugimp.livejournal.com]

Oh, now you know what they say about men who have large phalic objects around their vicinity....

Not saying it's true of you.... 'cause I don't personally know.

(grin)

[etcet.livejournal.com]

"We're more useful than those who don't."

;-)

[mykal.livejournal.com]

So are you a regular down at HR by now? :D

[fenixinthedark.livejournal.com]

You forgot one very important thing...

"Bow chicka BOW bow.... wicka wocka wicka wocka"

[etcet.livejournal.com]

neither my boss nor the other guy are really porn-inspiring kinds of dudes.

[micahra.livejournal.com]

I ALMOST lost some coffee onto my keyboard over this. Just wanted you to know that.

[etcet.livejournal.com]

only almost? i need to try harder.