Wherein I Upset Liberals

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Y'all are probably familiar with that tax analogy where ten guys share a lunch bill that costs a hundred bucks, with the various permutations showing the disparate tax load, etc, etc.

I just realized the fallacy in this model.

The top three guys got dessert.
The top two guys got coffee and a cordial.
And the top guy got a blowjob and a lap dance... while everyone else had to watch.